[BGmusic: I'm Waking Up To Us by Belle and Sebastian]

Quote for the day:

Man is a make-believe animal: he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part.

- William Hazlitt

A long, long time ago, back in the days of Pogs and Tamagochi, I used to run around pretending to be the Pink Ranger/Sailor Venus/A Horse/Little Foot.

Now that I’m older and equipped with more sophisticated make-believe equipment, I pretend to be Cool/A Grown-Up/Good/Together/Someone You Would Be Friends With.

Pretend games weren’t always this depressing.