[BGmusic: I have no idea what this song is but it's by MuteMath]
Quote for the day:
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
- Harlan Ellison
This was an ad that came out in the States [no, really?] in the late 1960’s.
I think this was a campaign to discourage deviant behavior. But that’s not why I’ve put it up here. I saw this awhile ago and it made me laugh because it made me remember an old classmate who had a mullet.
A MULLET. IN 2008. I KID YOU NOT.
This boy sat in front of me [of course! WHERE ELSE?!], so just imagine my pain, how impossible it was for me to concentrate on the lecture and how hard it was for me to come to class with the knowledge that his hair would be waiting for me.
IKR. WHYYYY?!?!
Okay, it wasn’t that bad, it was more like this:
But even so, every time I saw him I had to fight the urge to dig my nails into his forehead and scalp him – scalp him gooood. That hair only works on Captain Planet, and even he only barely pulls it off.
I dreaded that class because just sitting in the same room with that hair left me so drained. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a member of the fashion police – I own a pair of pink Crocs for goodness’ sake – but it was just… wrong.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN! THE CHILDREN!!!!
Thankfully for my grades, he eventually cut the offensive hair in time for me to prepare for our final exams. By then I had devoted so much of our class hours staring at his hair that I couldn’t recall 80% of our past lessons… and I also think he thought I fancied him a little. Wonderful, I know.
Our society could use a few good haircuts. Just saying.
Because I kind of made a promise to blog every day for a week, I have to update today, never mind that my brain is nowhere near the right state to write. [Hehe right state to write... hehe... ahem.] So I apologize for this post’s lack of coherence.