[BGmusic: Where I Belong by Sia]
Quote for the day:
“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.”
Sir Francis Bacon, Of Beauty
Because I have no idea what to write about but I still want to upload my blog, I looked into my Make A Wish box of treasures, and found this [very lonely - gimme more please] request:
Have you ever fallen in love with another girl? If yes, could you write about it please?
– “M”
To answer your question M, no I have never fallen in love with another girl. Sorry for being so boring, but even though I’m a total tomboy, I am 100% heterosexual and attracted to the male of the species, even the undeserving and disgusting kind, unfortunately.
However, like most females, I am not afraid to appreciate the beauty of other females. This is rarer in males – the only straight guy I know who can talk about how good-looking another guy is is my brother… he’s special.
So here it is – it had to come sooner or later – my list of girl-crushes.
*drumroll*
10. Audrey Hepburn
OCCUPATION: actress, humanitarian
CLASS: 17/10
QUIRK: 7/10
PRETTY: 10/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Dances like a beatnik
9. Tina Fey
OCCUPATION: comedian, actress
LULZ: 8/10
PRETTY: 7/10
GEEK: 9/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Does a mean Palin impersonation
8. Alison Sudol/A Fine Frenzy
OCCUPATION: musician
PRETTY: 9/10
PIANO: 9/10
SONGWRITING: 10/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Has red hair, reported to be writing a children’s story
7. Allison Harvard
OCCUPATION: student, model, intarnet meme
PRETTY: 8/10
CREEPY: 10/10
QUIRK: 12/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: See flickr account, should have won ANTM title [Cycle 12]
6. Megan Joy
OCCUPATION: musician
PRETTY: 9/10
QUIRK: 10/10
ATTITUDE: 10/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Caws, single mother, high pain tolerance [see tattoo, experience on AI, divorce]
5. Corinne Bailey Rae
OCCUPATION: musician
PRETTY: 9/10
GUITAR: 9/10
SONGWRITING: 10/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is British, high pain tolerance [see experience with racism, being widowed]
4. Sia Furler
OCCUPATION: musician
QUIRK: 15/10
SONGWRITING: 17/10
AWESOMENESS: AWESOME
SPECIAL ABILITIES: See MV for Buttons. Blows away David Letterman.
3. Bryce Dallas Howard
OCCUPATION: actress
ACTING: 10/10
PRETTY: impossible
SPECIAL ABILITIES: vegetarian [formerly vegan], can make me pay to watch Eclipse [of the Twilight franchise]
2. Molly Lewis/sweetafton23
OCCUPATION: musician, student
SONGWRITING: 9/10
QUIRK: 10/10
LULZ: 9/10
UKULELE: 10/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Has curly hair
1. Zooey Deschanel
OCCUPATION: actress, musician
SONGWRITING: 10/10
PRETTY: 12/10
ACTING: 8/10
QUIRK: 9/10
SPECIAL ABILITIES: survived the disaster that was The Happening
Thassit.
Analysis:
I’m attracted to:
- musicians
- funny people
- strange people
- beautiful-but-not-the-boring-kind people
- all-of-the-above people
This trend can also be observed in my boy-crushes. But don’t worry, I won’t go into that now.
I’m being lazy, hence the bullet points and the stupid trading card stats aaaand… the entire post actually, so I’ll end the inanity here. Interested in seeing other people’s homo-crush lists. *hint hint*
Hello there Zooey Deschanel. Come here often? 8->
bakit ganun. sa audrey hepburn lang kilala ko haha loser.
total tomboy? di naman ah. hehehe:))
wow, i learned something new.
That Zooey Deschanel is indeed a musician. I should really update my music library. I’m way too lazy to do so though. Anyway about those girl crushes, i have those too, u’re not alone. 
Hahahaha.. yun nga rin ang pinagkakataka namen ng mga friends ko: Mga girls, pwede magsabi ng ‘uy nagagandahan ako kay ______’ in contrast to boys. Well to some boys aus lang but there will always be that awkward factor, unless na nagbabakla-baklaan sila.
Woot, tina fey!
Tinay Fey is really good in impersonating Sarah Palin. Great Comedian.~”*
i guess Tina Fey is pretty too aside from being a good comedian*:’